Thursday, April 30, 2009

Reflections On The Swine Flu

Now every time I feel a little sick, I'm going to have to worry that I might have contracted the swine flu. I don't even know what the sympoms of swine flu are, except I'd be willing to bet that they'd fall into the category of flu-like.

I think the swine flu would be more awesome if it would actually turn people into pigs. Or pig people, like on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now that would be an epidemic! People would be like, "Great. Pig people. We still have bird people walking around from 2007!" At least, that way, it would be easy for health experts to identify if it was the swine flu and not some other virus that killed a person. "That pig is wearing a shirt — must have been the swine flu."


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