Sunday, December 14, 2008

Politics As Usual On The Internet

After many years of the people of Illinois wishing upon a star, little Jiminy Cricket finally floated down with his tiny umbrella and arrested our corrupt governor, Rod Blagojevich. As the unapologetic mental defective that he is, I figured he'd be an easy target for ridicule, but the only thing people are talking about on all the news forums about him is Obama. So I guess I'll make fun of bigots today instead.

Those are the same thing.

Can we at least wait for the guy to actually do something corrupt before we start pointing fingers all over the place?

You know, I could have sworn it was Blagojevich who got arrested. I mean, I know how much the words "Blagojevich" and "Obama" sound alike, but I'd think it would at least be apparent in writing. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Blagojevich is the one who's going to be President. Who did I vote for again?

You spelled "Hussein" wrong.

I'll see your "global warming is true" and raise you a "dogs don't exist."

Tell your mother that I'm rubber and you're glue.

You're an idiot, aren't you?

What the fuck do the feds know? Are they racists? I'm starting to think they're not!

I'm sure the Republicans are proud to have an apparent child molester rallying for their cause.

Fuck the needy! They should get jobs like everyone else!

Why should Obama care about the welfare of the United States? He's about to become President!

If requesting Palpetine porn isn't a bannable offense, it should be.

Everyone knows your dick was in your hand as you typed that out.


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