Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Seeking Alternatives

Poll: Rising gas prices are causing you to. . .
  • Move closer to work


  • Carpool to and from work


  • Use public transportation


  • Telecommute / work from home


  • Ride a horse to work


  • Hitchhike to and from work


  • Latch onto the backs of other vehicles and skateboard to work like Marty McFly in Back to the Future


  • Boat to work


  • Work in your sleep


  • Commute to work using the power of your imagination


  • Live at work


  • Forgo caring about work


  • Fly to work on the back of a giant albatross


  • Wait for work to come to you


  • Kick your boss in the nuts


  • Turn in your coworkers as Al Qaeda operatives in exchange for gas money


  • Bootleg gas over the black market


  • Seriously reconsider your plans to drive to Hawaii


  • Impregnate Sarah Palin's daughter


  • Kill hobos for sport


  • Vote Democrat


  • Make windfall profits quarter after quarter


  • Force your children to walk to school 20 miles in the snow, uphill both ways


  • Shout at the devil


  • Join the Freemasons and get entered into a drawing to receive a gift voucher worth 3% off your next gas purchase at participating BP locations


  • Starve to death


  • Sell your first born


  • Stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la la la la" until the whole thing blows over


  • Complain a lot but otherwise just put up with it

1 Comments:

Blogger Patti said...

Gas prices also caused me to have to kick my cocaine habit.

10:26 AM  

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