Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Seeking Alternatives

Poll: Rising gas prices are causing you to. . .
  • Move closer to work

  • Carpool to and from work

  • Use public transportation

  • Telecommute / work from home

  • Ride a horse to work

  • Hitchhike to and from work

  • Latch onto the backs of other vehicles and skateboard to work like Marty McFly in Back to the Future

  • Boat to work

  • Work in your sleep

  • Commute to work using the power of your imagination

  • Live at work

  • Forgo caring about work

  • Fly to work on the back of a giant albatross

  • Wait for work to come to you

  • Kick your boss in the nuts

  • Turn in your coworkers as Al Qaeda operatives in exchange for gas money

  • Bootleg gas over the black market

  • Seriously reconsider your plans to drive to Hawaii

  • Impregnate Sarah Palin's daughter

  • Kill hobos for sport

  • Vote Democrat

  • Make windfall profits quarter after quarter

  • Force your children to walk to school 20 miles in the snow, uphill both ways

  • Shout at the devil

  • Join the Freemasons and get entered into a drawing to receive a gift voucher worth 3% off your next gas purchase at participating BP locations

  • Starve to death

  • Sell your first born

  • Stick your fingers in your ears and go "la la la la la" until the whole thing blows over

  • Complain a lot but otherwise just put up with it


Blogger Patti said...

Gas prices also caused me to have to kick my cocaine habit.

10:26 AM  

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