Sunday, August 31, 2008

What Does AOL Think About Sarah Palin?

With McCain's shocking Vice Presidential choice, I figured this week I'd find out what the average Conservative thought about his selection by visiting a forum populated by average Conservatives, the AOL Message Boards. Then I made fun of them, because that's what I do.

Don't worry; all womanhood will forgive you.

This is a political forum; leave your sex life out of it.

Oh just shut up and fuck your mother already.

That's why you tell them that you'll be pro-death if they don't stop bothering you about it.

I find it scary that this guy is going to vote, and when he does, he's going to vote Republican.

Here's an idea: Stop pissing off God.

You know what happens when you buy a CD because there's a hot chick on the cover? You get stuck listening to crap. If you want porn, use the Internet not a political ballot, you morons.

Oooh! I bet it involves the kitchen! And sandwiches! Lots of sandwiches!

Are you asking if Obama is white enough to oppress himself?

Sure, it's MASSIVE.

Seriously, though, this guy should be a syndicated columnist; I would read him every week.


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