Sunday, July 06, 2008

But On Meth It Is

Apparently crystal meth is a big drug in Montana because Montana has adopted an aggressive advertising campaign warning against the dangers of crystal meth on billboards, in magazines, and on television.

So it goes without saying that crystal meth is a bad fucking drug that makes you lose your teeth, look like a mummified corpse, and pinpoint precisely the absolutely most irrational decision you could possibly choose in any situation. Knowing all the dangers involved with the drug, it's safe to say that anybody who chooses to use crystal meth is automatically a failure at life. I don't care what the supposed benefits are. If the cons far outweigh the pros and you still decide to do it, you have made a bad decision, end of story.

On the upside, these ads are also rife for parody, and despite the lack of gritty, greasy, American Eagle overwash, the parodies are possibly even more effective anti-meth ads than the actual ads.


Anonymous Marie said...

actually just saw these in Montana recently - freaking hysterical.

8:07 AM  

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