Sunday, June 01, 2008

My e-Lationship Is Broken

Did you know OKCupid has forums now? Mostly it's just a bunch of obvious joke questions and a few people inflating or fellating their e-penis by trying to out-4chan each other, but every once in a while someone slips an honest question or response under the radar, and it basically just goes to prove that the main reason Internet dating doesn't work is that it's on the Internet.

Hey! She didn't love me long time! I want my five dorrah back!


All those things that every single human being isn't? Yeah, be that.


Yet, typically, the response is always just: "No."


Yeah that Bible is just trouble waiting to happen.


This should be a match question.


I don't think that would make her very inclined. Why not try just asking her for some?


You do have to excuse her, though, because you know how difficult it is to believe in something when you can't see any physical evidence that it ever existed.


Are you kidding me? Those are the best types of girls to date.


Why beat around the bush? Let's just call you the VIRGIN.


Call a witch doctor and she'll be saying "OOOH EEE OOOH AAAH AAAH CHANG-CHANG WALLA-WALLA BANG-BANG" in no time. Because one of the side-effects of voodoo magic is a stroke.


Based on examples such as George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton, it's safe to assume that you'd have to be either crazy or stupid.

3 Comments:

Blogger MrsMelvin said...

Alusive? Maybe someone should tell that dude to give up the 25 cent words. There really are some winners out there.

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