Sunday, November 04, 2007

Yahoo Users Know Dick About Music

If there's one thing Yahoo users know, it's dick about music. And also grammar. And everything else.

Call me old-fashioned, but you could always buy the CD.

Yes, I heard they're real butts. (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Sorry, this simply does not exist.

Unless you're living "YMCA" or "Relax." Maybe then just a little.

I'm thoroughly convinced that just about everybody who asks anything on Yahoo! Answers is a socially inept shut-in with no idea how to use the most rudimentary of Internet utilities such as Google. This person isn't helping their case.

Both McDonalds and Bloods do share an affinity for red. . .

Well for starters, have you ever been there?

Only when the Seventh Seal is broken.

You're going to make the emo girl cry and then she'll hate you for making her do something she enjoys.

Went better than the Donner winter.

Don't do drugs.

You seem to have been led to mistakenly believe that "good" and "new country" are somehow synonymous terms.

Great, now I have to know that
this exists? Fuck. Thanks.

A fucking drum, dude! Has everybody forgotten what a fucking drum is?!



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