Friday, November 09, 2007

This [Object] Is The Greatest [Object] Ever!

- This kitten is the greatest racist ever!

- This retard is the greatest laureate ever!

- This object in the rearview mirror is the greatest show on earth ever!

- This polyp is the greatest fuck ever!

- This cinder block is the greatest statue ever!

- This sentence is the greatest metaphor ever!

- This Manifest is the greatest Destiny ever!

- This Dinobot is the greatest President ever!

- This day is the greatest day to die ever!

- This statute of limitations is the greatest objection ever!

- This penis is the greatest present ever!

- This greatest story ever told is the greatest story ever told ever!

- This hyperbole is the greatest parabola ever!

- This [CENSORED] is the greatest obscenity ever!

- This koala is the greatest drug ever!

- This pus-filled bedsore is the greatest carnivore ever!

- This one small step for man is the greatest leap for mankind ever!

- This verb is the greatest noun ever!

- This woman is the greatest object ever!

- This opinion is the greatest fact ever!

- This great escape is the greatest escape ever!

- This black hole is the greatest mass ever!

- This free sex is the greatest fine print ever!

- This deaf, dumb, and blind kid is the greatest pinball wizard ever!

- This sliced bread is the greatest thing ever!

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