Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Side-Effects May Include...

Consult a physician immediately should any of the following occur:

- Intestinal itching or rash

- Drowsiness

- Turning Japanese

- Gestation

- A scene

- Bees

- Creation

- Profuse bleeding from either retina, but not both at once

- Catharsis

- Hooplah

- Perfection

- Emergence of the superego

- Dianetics

- Loss of comprehension

- The unexpected

- Trash talk

- Discomfort

- Evolution

- A sudden fluctuation in psionic waves

- Crumps

- Pronounced ovulation

- Infidelity

- Loss of feeling

- Chronic mitosis

- Heterodyning

- Cohabitation

- Illness

- Euthanasia

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