Sunday, November 18, 2007

No, It's Fucking Not Normal!

I think "Is It Normal?" started out as an online advice forum for people to guage just how abnormal their abnormal desires are. Finding out if your deviancy is normal behavior is pretty easy: If you don't feel comfortable bringing it up at work, at the Thanksgiving dinner table, or to complete strangers at the bar, chances are it's not fucking normal. It quickly defaulted to a bunch of people asking questions like "I want to fuck my cousin, is this normal?" or "It burns when I pee, is this normal?" It didn't take long for the members to realize that the forum is unmoderated and topic posts are completely anonymous, so fake posts, racist remarks, and stupidity ensued. Now it stands as a shining example of how not to run a web forum, but for some reason it actually managed to keep a handful of dedicated posters, and that is the least normal thing of all.

You do realize you said "talk in slang" three times and used no punctuation, right?


Perhaps it is because you're a dog.


Girls are a skittish lot, and many things creep them out. For instance, staring at her without blinking, showing up in her shower unexpectedly, punching her squarely in the eyeball, pretty much anything involving a penis, and probably professing your overwhelming obsession with her without any prior indication ranks up there on the list, too.


I'm more concerned that you're dressing as more than one woman.


Stop fucking the ceiling?


The woman inside the vagina? Well, she is pretty ruthless about invaders. . .


Apparently not.


Welcome to the Internet. First post?


Maybe he doesn't hate you; maybe he just resents your illiteracy.


It's your brain trying to escape by tiny chunks in vapor form.


That's right, God is Keanu Reeves.

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