Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Time For Another Good Idea / Bad Idea

Good idea: Babysitting your niece.
Bad idea: Fucking her.

Good idea: Helping your uncle Jack on a horse.
Bad idea: Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Good idea: 1
Bad idea: /0

Good idea: Dreaming of a threesome with your girlfriend.
Bad idea: Asking her about it.

Good idea: Taking your grandma for a walk.
Bad idea: Walking on your grandma.

Good idea: Using the Internet for information.
Bad idea: Using the Internet for information on how to make a pipe bomb.

Good idea: Calling tech support.
Bad idea: Deleting "sys32.exe"

Good idea: Posting nudes.
Bad idea: Posting nudes of your mom.

Good idea: Enjoying an ice cold beer at a party.
Bad idea: Enjoying an ice cold beer at a party given to you by your gay friend who just recently got out of prison after placing GHB in another male's drink at a club and sexually assaulting him.

Good idea: Browsing extreme body modification forums for the lulz.
Bad idea: Coming across the videos.

Good idea: Masturbation at home.
Bad idea: Masturbation on the bus.

Good idea: Watching shock videos for entertainment.
Bad idea: Watching shock videos for sexual entertainment.

Good idea: Filling her soul with hope.
Bad idea: Filling her hole with soap.

Good idea: Dine with your girlfriend.
Bad idea: Dine with your girlfriend in hell.

Good idea: Asking your mother for advice.
Bad idea: Asking the Internet for advice.


Good idea: Surfing the Internet in 1997.
Bad idea: Surfing the Internet in 2007.

Good idea: Browsing OKCupid for hook-ups.
Bad idea: Browsing TeenForums for hook-ups.

Good idea: Hot buttered pop corn.
Bad idea: Hot buttered cop porn.

Good idea: Conquering Europe.
Bad idea: Getting America involved.

Good idea: Conquering Europe.
Bad idea: Breaking your non-aggression treaty with the USSR.

Good idea: Breaking your non-aggression treaty with the USSR.
Bad idea: Waiting for the USSR to break their non-aggression treaty with you.

Good idea: Drawing a picture.
Bad idea: Fucking dead animals.

Good idea: Watching the TV.
Bad idea: Eating the TV.

Good idea: Making fun of Scientology.
Bad idea: Joining Scientology.

Good idea: SPARTA!!!
Bad idea: Madness.

Good idea: Pooping.
Bad idea: In your pants.

Good idea: Your porn collection.
Bad idea: Showing your parents your porn collection.

Good idea: Setting a home run record.
Bad idea: Setting a home on fire.

Good idea: Cutting your steak.
Bad idea: Cutting your wrists.

Good idea: Taking a short nap.
Bad idea: Taking a short nap during sex.

Good idea: Having milk with your cereal.
Bad idea: Having sex with your cereal.

Good idea: Exercising your right to vote.
Bad idea: Exercising your right to vote for Bush.

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