Monday, May 21, 2007

My Buffer Zone Has Been Violated!

Okay, Creepy McPersonalspace. You may not have heard of the three-foot buffer zone back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and you were a fresh, young urban professional, but let me give you a small piece of advice the next time you want to stand so close to someone in a line that you're pretty much a few thin sheets of fabric away from fucking them in the butt: You might want to stay out of kneecap-kicking range of the person in front of you. If not, don't be surprised when your kneecaps get dislocated. Seriously. You're not my girlfriend, back the fuck off. You get one warning. Use it wisely. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.


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